RAAAAWWWW ISSSSS WWAAAAARRRRRR! Just kidding. RAW isn’t war, its….well its been something lately. The Large Canine is kicking things off tonight so lets get ready, grab you an old beerski, kick your feet up and enjoy the ride.
Roman/Lashley is the first thing we see at the start of RAW. They build it up for the match at Extreme Rules.
Roman is walking around backstage and runs into Lashley. They talk tough to each other. The crowd chants something…not for Roman whatever it is. I think they were cheering the Celtics logo in the background. Silly Boston. Roman comes out the ring and soaks in the boos for a minute before talking. Roman calls out Lashley…after Lashley was in the back and told Roman to call him out. Bobby walks out to do a business with a Roman. Uncle Kurt comes out because he’s had enough of that shit already. Roman and Bobby start brawling anyways. The locker room comes out to break it up. Break apart spots are fun to watch even though it makes everyone look weak. The entire Raw roster comes out and cant hold either back. It ends with Roman doing a suicide dive onto the entire Raw roster, legends and current. JK, he runs back out and the fight continues. They brawl a little more and that’s about it.
Alexa Bliss and Mickie James are backstage looking concerned.
Mickie James and Alexa Bliss vs. Nia Jax and Natalya
Nia and Alexa start things off. Alexa tags right away cause she doesn’t want that beatdown from Nia. Mickie gets tossed by Nia. Nia grabs her and tags in Nattie. They hit some sort of double team move and Mickie slides away to tag Alexa in. Nattie kills Alexa then the heels spend time running away before we go to commercial. Back annnd Mickie is working over Natalya. Alexa gets tagged in and hits a big ol slap to Nattie. There is another small commercial and Mickie is tagged back in. Nattie gets a moment and tags in Nia. Nia starts crushing people because NO ONE IS READY FOR NIA! She beats the hell out of Mickie. Nia wins with a big leg drop.
Winner: Nia Jax
After the match Alexa starts hitting Nia with a Kendo stick. Nia catches it but Alexa and Mickie slip away.
Backstage is –Insert robot interviewer- and Nia. Nia is mad and says she’ll destroy her at Extreme Rules.
Video package about KO getting murdered many times by Braun Strowman.
Backstage Kurt texts, KO walks up and bitches at Kurt about his choices regarding Mr. Money in the Bank, Braun Strowman. Kevin has a doctors note and cant compete. Kevin says he’ll be in Kurts office all night long since Braun cant go in there apparently.
Mojo Rawley vs. No way Jose (again….)
Mojo lifts Jose up to start things out. Jose hits some big forearms in response then the two lock up. Mojo throws Jose and hits a killer shoulder tackle. Mojo isn’t good at many things but that dude has a beautiful shoulder tackle. He continues to pound of Jose. Jose continues to fight on. Jose finally gets a break and starts to take it to Mojo, hitting a huge clothesline. The end up in the corner and Mojo ends up hitting a big Alabama Slam.
Winner: Mojo Rawley
Therapy segment with Sasha and Bayley.
Backstage is Jinder, Sunil Singh, and Seth Rollins.
Seth Rollins strolls down to the ring like a hard dog. He talks for a while before Dolph Ziggler and Drew McIntyre come out. They talk trash to each other. Seth makes a sheep fucker joke to McIntyre. There is a match tonight between Rollins and McIntyre.
Curtis Axel and Bo Dallas play dress up.
The B-team mocks the Deletors of Worlds. DoW shows up randomly and there is a match.
Bo Dallas vs. Matt Hardy
Hardy attacks Bo right away. The Revival are backstage watching. Back in the ring Matt is still working over Bo. Matt hits a big suplex on Dallas on the outside before we go to commercial. Back from commercial and Matt is still in control. They do a mini commercial about Asuka vs. Ellsworth on Smackdown tomorrow. Matt throws Bo out of the ring and Bo hits the bottom rope and rolls out in a nasty bump. Matt continues the assault outside the ring. Things end up back in the ring. Matt hits a Side Effect and tries to suplex Matt to the outside. Axel distracts him and Bray attacks. Matt, distracted, gets attacked and Bo hits some sort of top rope move on Matt that made my hair stand on end.
Winner: Bo Dallas
The Deletor of Worlds attack after the match after the creepy lights thing that they do.
Back stage is Bobby Lashley talking about stuff.
Other backstage segments with Tyler Breeze and Riott Squad.
A bad backstage promo by Alexa Bliss.
Ember Moon vs. Liv Morgan
The two lock up, exchanging holds and other various moves. Nothing particularly interesting to note other than Ember doing the creepy face. Liv rolls out of the ring and Ember chases before we go to commercial. Back from commercial and Liv Morgan is in control, hitting a spiking face slam? Or something like that on Ember. She stays in control for a while surprisingly but Ember Moon gets a reverse and starts being creepy again. Ember hits a big fall away slam. Sarah Logan gets on the apron and Ember attacks. Liv goes to roll up Ember but she reverses it and gets the win. Womp Womp
Winner: Ember Moon
Backstage is Finn Balor with the lovely Renee Young. Bobby Roode comes outta nowhere and shows off his abs…and says words about his match tonight.
Uncle Kurt and KO have a moment backstage before McIntyre and Ziggler come in and raise hell about tonights match. Kurt says if Drew loses then he is barred from ringside at Extreme Rules.
Elias and Baron Corbin vs. Finn Balor and Bobby Roode
A commercial starts things out so I got distracted for a little bit. Back from commercial we have Roode and Elias locked up. Bobby hits a big shoulder tackle and side Russian leg sweep before attempting a pin. Elias kicks at 2. Elias and Bobby exchange chops in the corner. Bobby goes for a Glorious DDT but Baron jumps in the ring and Elias attacks from behind. Corbin Is in and working over Roode. Commercial time again… we’re back and Corbin is still running the show. Finn gets tagged in and so does Elias. Finn powers up as he takes out Elias. Finn goes to do a suicide dive but Corbin grabs his feet and Elias attacks from behind. Another commercial. I got a Popsicle. Its grape. Oh and we’re back with Elias working Finn over Finn keeps reaching for a tag but cant quite get there. Elias tags in Corbin and Corbin stops Finn from tagging. He eventually tags in Roode who runs wild (brotherrrr) and climbs to the top rope but gets caught on the way down by a chokeslam from Corbin. Finn breaks up the pin. It gets a little crazy for a second and Bobby Roode rolls Corbin up but he kicks out. Roode hits the blockbuster but is slow to get up. Corbin and Finn end up battling for a minute before Corbin charges Roode. Roode moves and goes for a Glorious DDT but Elias comes to break it up and Baron Corbin hits the End of Days.
Winner: Baron Corbin and Elias
Backstage is KO and Uncle Kurt. Braun shows up. Steel Cage match at Extreme Rules.
Backstage interview with Renee Young annnnd Roman Reigns. You know what this is about. I don't need to say anything about it.
Seth Rollins vs. Drew McIntyre
Seth and Drew stare each other down for a second before locking up. Drew powers Rollins into the corner, Then lets him out in a show of mercy. They lock up again and Drew overpowers him again. The two start to brawl, Seth getting Drew in a side headlock before Drew overpowers and tosses him, then hits a shoulder on Rollins. Pretty much the same exchange happens with the same results. Drew shows his power with a beautiful suplex. He continues to stalk Rollins around the ring, hitting huge chops. The two continue the back and forth for a while. The pace is slow, allowing Drew to control everything, slowly wearing Rollins down. Rollins starts to come back, knocking McIntyre out of the ring. Seth goes for a suicide dive and gets caught, slammed into the ring. Commercial time. Back and McIntyre is still in control. Seth tries to get a comeback, attempting to knock Drew done. Seth hits a suicide dive, then goes for a second! Seth is building momentum. Seth hits a flying forearm and goes for a pin but Drew kicks. Rollins hits a beautiful Blockbuster on McIntyre but Seth cant put him away. A fast sequence sees a reverse Alabama Slam by McIntyre but Seth somehow kicks! Wow. The crowd is behind Rollins big time. McIntyre hits an incredible sitout powerbomb on Rollins as Rollins was laying down. This dude is freakishly strong. Drew goes to the top rope but Rollins knocks him and Drew ends up in a tree of woe in the corner. Seth gets on the rope above him but McIntyre throws him off somehow! Seth hits a superkick and hits a Falcon Arrow but Drew kicks! Drew takes control and is looking for a way to finish off Rollins. He scoops up Rollins and goes to the second rope. Rollins wakes up and hits a Buckle Bomb on the other corner. Seth hits a second super kick, goes to the top rope. Ziggler goes attack but gets kicked. Seth jumps and covers Drew but he kicks. Ziggler is back again and catches a Curb Stomp. Seth turns around and hits a Claymore for the win!
Winner: Drew McIntyre
That's it for Raw this week kids. Extreme Rules is going to be awesome. Check out the site for more Wreslting goodies, my twitter for more wrestling goodies, and as always, Take Care!
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