Miz and Maryse starts off SmackDown Live! They have a moment of silence to soak in the victory against Daniel Bryan. He mocks Daniel Bryans retirement speech then goes on to talk about beating him at Daniel Bryan. He rants a little more and then out comes Daniel Bryan! Bryan calls him a coward a bunch of times. The two go back and forth for a little bit. Maryse tells him to go home then says he should change his name to Daniel Bella. Brie comes out looking like she wants to fuck someone up. Maryse dips out and Brie punches Miz. Daniel launches Miz out of the ring. Daniel praises his wife then says Paige made a mixed tag match at Hell in a Cell, Miz and Maryse vs. Daniel Bryan and Brie Bella! Smackdown starting out quick!
Jeff Hardy is backstage being weird and apparently is facing Randy Orton next
Miz and Maryse are backstage looking for Paige. They find her. Apparently Paige isn’t listening to anyone’s shit tonight and basically tells them to go fuck themselves and get ready for hell in a cell.
Jeff Hardy vs. Randy Orton:
Randy starts things off early but Jeff fires back, unleashing a flurry of punches. Jeff goes to the top rope but Randy knocks him off. Commercial time already. Back from commercial with Jeff Hardy hitting a whisper in the wind. This is a slow paced match so its hard for me to pay attention. Jeff hits an atomic drop then the drop kick to the dick, another drop kick, and then the twist of fate. He goes to the top and Randy knocks him off. Jeff fights back and assaults Randy. The ref calls for bell as Jeff continues.
Winner by DQ: Randy Orton
Jeff beats the shit out of Randy for a while in the side area, hitting him with anything he can find. Jeff does a Swanton off of some stacked boxes like a big dummy into Randal Orton. Randy is dead on the side.
Backstage is Renee Young and the Bar! The the Good Borthers show up and hilarity ensues
Naomi vs. Peyton Royce
The IIconics do the IIconics thing before the match, making fun of Brooklyn and Naomi. Back from commercial and Naomi catches Peyton foot then gets kicked. Naomi does a splits jump thing and it was a thing. Billie Kay tries to distract and Naomi takes the bait. Peyton takes advantage and Naomi is laid out. Peyton keeps control, attacking the back and neck of Naomi. Peyton misses a kick and Naomi takes advantage, hitting big kicks. She lays out Peyton then attacks Billie Kay. As Naomi gets back in the ring, Peyton attacks and wins with a fisherman’s suplex!
Winner: Peyton Royce
Big E is backstage with his brothers talking about SummerSlam, ribs, and their match tonight.
Becky Lynch comes down to the ring with a purpose, Heel Becky is best Becky. The crowd cheers everything she says. She cuts a passionate promo about Charlotte winning. She rags on the crowd for not being upset enough about her time being “stolen” and how they weren’t with her. This is the best Becky Lynch. Charlotte comes out to a mixed reaction. She tosses the belt down and runs to the ring and the two brawl. The crowd is super into it. Becky tries to run through the crowd but Charlotte catches her. They get back in the ring and the brawl continues. All the women run out to try and stop it. Lynch is just wildly swinging. The crowd chants for Becky.
Andrade Almas and Zelina Vega vs. Rusev and Lana:
Rusev and Andrade start things out. Rusev starts beating the hell out of Almas but Almas uses his speed to reverse it. Almas gets Rusev in an armbreaker through the ropes. Almas jumps off the ropes and catches a kick to the face. Lana is tagged in and she flies forward to hit Zelina. Her and Rusev yell before we go to commercial. Back and Zelina is in control somehow. She gets Lana in some weird submission through the ropes. She does the same submission back in the ring. Like a backpack arm bar or something. Lana kicks Zelina and slaps the shit out of Almas before going to tag. Rusev comes in and runs wild brother! Rusev misses the Matchka kick and gets a big elbow from Almas, then the double knees but Rusev kicks out! Rusev sends Almas out of the ring. Zelina comes in, Lana attacks. Almas grabs a chair but Aiden English stops him. Rusev hits all is finishers for the win!
Winner: Rusev and Lana
Apparently Rusev and Aiden are cool again. Good.
Shinsuke phone promo! United States of NakAmerica.
AJ Styles is next!
Renee interviews AJ off to the side in a jacket covered in blood for some reason. She asks him about Summer Slam. He starts to talk and Joe comes out of nowhere and attacks AJ. He makes him go night night then starts talking about AJ’s family.
Backstage is Paige making sure AJ styles is okay. Carmella comes up and starts talking shit. R-Truth shows up out of nowhere for his title match.
New Day vs. The Bludgeon Brothers
No DQ match so ill give the highlights since things will be good much too fast for my drunk self to keep up with.
Woods hits a monster dropkick on Harper, sending him flying.
Harper then throws a chair and nails Kofi.
Woods gets thrown around by Rowan.
Xavier Woods is going toe to toe with Harper.
A ladder ends up in the ring but Harper hits a suicide dive and then BB starts throwing chairs in the ring.
Kofi gets the bricks beaten off of him and he still kicks out!
Corey Graves “Rowan just kicked Kofi in the soul”… Line of the night.
Nasty looking Crucifix Bomb to Kofi!
Kofi hits a trouble in paradise, Woods hits the elbow drop through a table!
Winner AND NEW: The New Day!
That’s it for this week! Check out the site for more wrestling goodness and, as always, Take Care!
#SmackdownLive #SDLive #WWE #Paigehere #NewDay #AJStyles #SamoaJoe #BeckyLynch #WrestlingWithWrestling
Jeff Hardy is backstage being weird and apparently is facing Randy Orton next
Miz and Maryse are backstage looking for Paige. They find her. Apparently Paige isn’t listening to anyone’s shit tonight and basically tells them to go fuck themselves and get ready for hell in a cell.
Jeff Hardy vs. Randy Orton:
Randy starts things off early but Jeff fires back, unleashing a flurry of punches. Jeff goes to the top rope but Randy knocks him off. Commercial time already. Back from commercial with Jeff Hardy hitting a whisper in the wind. This is a slow paced match so its hard for me to pay attention. Jeff hits an atomic drop then the drop kick to the dick, another drop kick, and then the twist of fate. He goes to the top and Randy knocks him off. Jeff fights back and assaults Randy. The ref calls for bell as Jeff continues.
Winner by DQ: Randy Orton
Jeff beats the shit out of Randy for a while in the side area, hitting him with anything he can find. Jeff does a Swanton off of some stacked boxes like a big dummy into Randal Orton. Randy is dead on the side.
Backstage is Renee Young and the Bar! The the Good Borthers show up and hilarity ensues
Naomi vs. Peyton Royce
The IIconics do the IIconics thing before the match, making fun of Brooklyn and Naomi. Back from commercial and Naomi catches Peyton foot then gets kicked. Naomi does a splits jump thing and it was a thing. Billie Kay tries to distract and Naomi takes the bait. Peyton takes advantage and Naomi is laid out. Peyton keeps control, attacking the back and neck of Naomi. Peyton misses a kick and Naomi takes advantage, hitting big kicks. She lays out Peyton then attacks Billie Kay. As Naomi gets back in the ring, Peyton attacks and wins with a fisherman’s suplex!
Winner: Peyton Royce
Big E is backstage with his brothers talking about SummerSlam, ribs, and their match tonight.
Becky Lynch comes down to the ring with a purpose, Heel Becky is best Becky. The crowd cheers everything she says. She cuts a passionate promo about Charlotte winning. She rags on the crowd for not being upset enough about her time being “stolen” and how they weren’t with her. This is the best Becky Lynch. Charlotte comes out to a mixed reaction. She tosses the belt down and runs to the ring and the two brawl. The crowd is super into it. Becky tries to run through the crowd but Charlotte catches her. They get back in the ring and the brawl continues. All the women run out to try and stop it. Lynch is just wildly swinging. The crowd chants for Becky.
Andrade Almas and Zelina Vega vs. Rusev and Lana:
Rusev and Andrade start things out. Rusev starts beating the hell out of Almas but Almas uses his speed to reverse it. Almas gets Rusev in an armbreaker through the ropes. Almas jumps off the ropes and catches a kick to the face. Lana is tagged in and she flies forward to hit Zelina. Her and Rusev yell before we go to commercial. Back and Zelina is in control somehow. She gets Lana in some weird submission through the ropes. She does the same submission back in the ring. Like a backpack arm bar or something. Lana kicks Zelina and slaps the shit out of Almas before going to tag. Rusev comes in and runs wild brother! Rusev misses the Matchka kick and gets a big elbow from Almas, then the double knees but Rusev kicks out! Rusev sends Almas out of the ring. Zelina comes in, Lana attacks. Almas grabs a chair but Aiden English stops him. Rusev hits all is finishers for the win!
Winner: Rusev and Lana
Apparently Rusev and Aiden are cool again. Good.
Shinsuke phone promo! United States of NakAmerica.
AJ Styles is next!
Renee interviews AJ off to the side in a jacket covered in blood for some reason. She asks him about Summer Slam. He starts to talk and Joe comes out of nowhere and attacks AJ. He makes him go night night then starts talking about AJ’s family.
Backstage is Paige making sure AJ styles is okay. Carmella comes up and starts talking shit. R-Truth shows up out of nowhere for his title match.
New Day vs. The Bludgeon Brothers
No DQ match so ill give the highlights since things will be good much too fast for my drunk self to keep up with.
Woods hits a monster dropkick on Harper, sending him flying.
Harper then throws a chair and nails Kofi.
Woods gets thrown around by Rowan.
Xavier Woods is going toe to toe with Harper.
A ladder ends up in the ring but Harper hits a suicide dive and then BB starts throwing chairs in the ring.
Kofi gets the bricks beaten off of him and he still kicks out!
Corey Graves “Rowan just kicked Kofi in the soul”… Line of the night.
Nasty looking Crucifix Bomb to Kofi!
Kofi hits a trouble in paradise, Woods hits the elbow drop through a table!
Winner AND NEW: The New Day!
That’s it for this week! Check out the site for more wrestling goodness and, as always, Take Care!
#SmackdownLive #SDLive #WWE #Paigehere #NewDay #AJStyles #SamoaJoe #BeckyLynch #WrestlingWithWrestling
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