Paige starts out Smackdown in her “office”. She talks about Money in the Bank last Sunday, then goes on about Extreme Rules. 5 man Gauntlet Match tonight with Miz, Samoa Joe, Rusev, Daniel Bryan, annnnd Big E. My money is on E because we love him.
Carmella makes her way down to the ring. We don’t care, we want Ellsworth. She cuts the usual Mella after a win promo. Asuka comes out to interrupt. Wait now, that’s Ellsworth! Asuka eventually does comes out. She kicks Ellsworth, Carmella attacks Asuka, and they leave. Fun segment here.
Becky Lynch is backstage trying on goggles before her match against Billie Kay.
Bille Kay vs Becky Lynch:
Becky starts out of the gate like a maniac an just starts wrecking Billie Kay. Bille finally gets some offense in with the help of Peyton Royce. Commercial time! Back from commercial and Becky finally is Back on top. She hits a big Becksploder on Billie Kay but Billie kicks. Peyton tries to interfere but Becky fights her off. She sends Kay out and then Becky jumps on Royce. Back in the ring Becky gets the win with a Disarmher. Good win for Becky, okay match for us.
Winner by submission that’s also wordplay: Becky Lynch
Backstage promo with a possibly “Broken” Jeff Hardy? He has his cool looking Face paint on and calls out Shinsuke Nakamura.
Sanity backstage promo!!!!
Festive Renee Young interviews Daniel Bryan backstage.
The Usos vs. Sanity:
Usos attack Sanity while they do their entrance but Sanity takes them out and starts killing everyone. Killian Dane hits a big splash. Alexander Wolfe and Eric Young finish them off. Squash match if ive ever seen one but it gives a good intro to Sanity.
Winner by Squash match: Sanity
Backstage with The Good Brothers, they joke about Karl Anderson’s abs. After that the Bludgeon Brothers stand there.
Shinsuke is backstage with Renee Young. Interview about his lose at MITB and Jeff Hardy/Brother Nero’s warning to him.
The Good Brothers vs. The Bludgeon Brothers:
Commercial starts the match out. When we come back…Rowan and Gallows are going at it. Rowan hits a monster superplex from the top rope. Machine Gun Anderson gets wrecked outside of the ring. Rowan hits a splash on Gallows but he kicks out at 2. Harper tags in, working over Gallows. Rowan tags in again and beats on Gallows for a while. Harper comes back in again and whips Gallows into the corner. Gallows hits a big boot on Rowan, then takes it to Harper. Anderson is back up and tags in. He starts whoopin Harpers ass, building some good momentum. Rowan, tries interfere but gets sent off the apron. Harper slams Anderson hard but he kicks at 2. There is a crazy sequence with Anderson being tossed from one Bludgeon to another that ends with a Powerbomb and the win.
Winner by Powerbomb: The Bludgeon Brothers
Daniel Bryan comes out immediately after the bell rings, inturupting the Bludgeon Brothers. He stands between them on the ramp and they stare each other down. Daniel continues on and heads to the ring.
5 Man Gauntlet Match:
Daniel Bryan and Big E start things out. The two lock up in the middle but E powers out and tosses Daniel. They lock up again and Big E comes out on top again. Daniel eventually gets control and gets E in a Dragon Sleeper but E punches his way out. Daniel is using his speed and technique to counter Big E’s strength. E hits a big belly to belly suplex, followed by an apron splash. Commercial time! We’re back and Daniel bryan is flying! But he smashes into the ground. Big E gets him in a mid-section hold sort of thing. Bryan hits a big elbow to E, slowing things down for a minute. He works over E in the corner. Bryan hits a big hurricanrana on Big E. Bryan is beginning to get on a roll, doing the corner dropkicks on E. E catches him and hits a biiiig back breaker on Bryan. Bryan kicks at 2. E gets Bryan in a over the should stretch that Bryan reverses into a Yes Lock that gets reversed! Bryan tries a triangle choke hold but Big E powers out. Bryan slams E’s knee then goes for a submission that is broken by the rope. Bryan and E are battling and it is insane! Big E spears Bryan off the ring onto the floor. Holy shit! Bryan hits a big knee back in the ring and gets the win. Big E eliminated. Samoa Joe is out next. Back from commercial and Joe is beating the bricks off of Bryan but Bryan starts to finally get some offense in. Joe hits a nasty looking scoop slam and Bryan is dead…his chest is also wrecked from chops. Joe continues his onslaught. Joe hits a Powerbomb to Boston Crab on Bryan, that turns into a STF. Joe is a master. Joe applies a crossface. Daniel gets to the rope. Daniel hits a dragon screw on Joe and starts working on the knee, evening the odds once again! Joe hits a big boot and Senton on Bryan. Another commercial. Joe goes for a Cochina Clutch but gets sent out of the ring. Bryan hits some crazy Yes! kicks on Joe. He goes to hits a running corner kick but Joe slides out of the ring. Bryan goes to baseball slide outside and Joe gets him in a Cochina Clutch outside the ring. Joe gets counted out. Joe is out. Harper and Rowan come around and beat the hell out of Bryan. Miz is next. He runs out and hits a Skull Crushing Finale, getting the win. Daniel Bryan is eliminated. Rusev is out next! Either of these two could win the whole thing and id be happy. Commercial time. Back and Rusev is stalking Miz, beating him down until Miz hits a jawbreakers. Miz goes for the corner elbow but gets caught and slammed. Rusev gets sent outside and Miz does a diving kick through the ropes. Miz gets Rusev in a headlock in the center of the ring. Rusev breaks out but Miz hits a neck breaker. Mis gets on the top rope and hits Rusev hit an axe handle strike. He gets Rusev in another headlock. This match has been nuts. Miz and Rusev throw hands in the center of the ring. Rusev gets big kicks to the Miz and hits a flying spin kick. He goes for a Matchka kick but misses. Miz goes for SKF but Rusev stops it. Rusev hits a big kick but Miz kicks out at 2! Wow!! Miz does a bunch of Miz things then tries to pin Rusev but he kicks. By that I mean heel tactics. Miz hits the It! Kicks on Rusev. Rusev ducks the last one and goes for the Accolade that gets reversed to a DDT. Rusev kicks. Miz does the Yes taunts but runs directly into a Matchka kick! Miz taps to the Accolade!!!!
Winner by Submission: Rusev!!
What a finish! AJ Styles comes out after the bell rings to stare down the Bulgarian Brute. 3 weeks from Sunday these two will go at it in Rusev’s first ever World Title shot. Uncle Alan comes into the ring for the staredown. He shakes Rusev’s hand. Aiden wants a handshake too and pulls away last second. English gets laid out for his disrespect of his uncle.
That’s it for this week folks. Next week Ill be back with more shenanigans. Check out the site for more wrestling goodies, Check out my twitter @buuurch1 to see wrestling memes, and as always, Take Care!