Miz TV starts things out! He invites out the Bludgeon Brothers and talks about beating down Daniel Bryan last week. They just stand there and look at Miz. This lasts for a while before DBry makes his way out. He tells Miz to shut up annnnd then say he’ll fight one of them. Harper accepts.
Backstage is New Day and Mr Bootiesworth drinking a pancake smoothie?
Xavier Woods vs. Rusev:
Rusev starts out taking control, knocking Rusev down. Xavier makes a comeback quickly, using his speed to overcome the power. Rusev hits a big spine buster but we go to commercial. As we come back Rusev has Woods in a big bear hug before Woods breaks out. Woods hits some big chops then a beautiful discus forearm. This match isn’t doing Rusev any favors. Xavier hits a giant DDT and goes for the pin but Rusev kicks at 2. Woods lifts Rusev on his shoulder but Rusev gets away. Rusev ends up getting superkicked but Rusev magically hits a Samoan drop. He goes to pin Woods but he kicks at 2. Rusev misses a charge and hits the ring post. Xavier jumps off the top rope but Rusev is up. Rusev hits a Machka kick and turns that into an Accolade. Woods taps.
Winner by Submission: Rusev!
Rusev says it wasn’t about Woods, trombones, pancakes, or Booty-O’s . He calls out AJ Styles.
Jeff Hardy is weird backstage. There is a US Title Open Challenge!
Backstage is Lana and Naomi arguing about who is a better dancer. Some random women show up. Oh, they’re from Glow. They make fun of Lana. Then Naomi wants to team up with her. Okay then…
Jeff Hardy vs ???
Sanity comes out. Eric Young will take the challenge! Eric Young comes out of the gates swinging. He stomps Hardy quickly. Things are moving fast! Jeff kinda misses a Twist of Fate somehow. He goes up to the top rope but Young rolls out of the ring and we go to commercial. Back from break and Young is in control. Jeff makes a break but gets leveled by Young. He gets some sort of top rope neck hold on Hardy. He goes to pin but Jeff kicks. Another big boot. Hardy looks a little sluggish. Young is really showing what he’s got. Young works on Hardys neck, trying to wear him down. The two start to battle back and forth until the other members of Sanity start to circle. The Usos come out and everyone starts to brawl.
No Winner: DQ
That was a match. Good action and now it seems like a feud is started.
Jeff Hardy and the Uso vs. Sanity
This match was made and started during the commercial. Sanity has good offense right away. Killian Dane is ridiculous. So strong, so big. This has actually been a good 6 man tag. Sanity can look strong as the debuting team against then veterans. After being beat down for a while the Usos/Hardy finally start to come back. Hardy wins with a Swanton Bomb
Winner by Mass confusion: Jeff Hardy and the Usos
Sonya Deville vs. Becky Lynch
Lynch gets the better of Deville right away. Becky overpowers here but is knocked down by Deville. Becky is right back up and they go back at it. Deville and Lynch end up at ring side and Deville ends up on the announce table before we go to commercial. Back from commercial and they both are still killing each other. Sonya is really becoming a stand out. Mandy Rose tries to interfere but Becky stops here. Sonya takes advantage. She cant capitalize and Becky throws Sonya into Mandy, then puts her in a Disarmher. Good match. I found myself blindly watching as opposed to writing.
Winner by submission: Becky Lynch
James Ellsworth and Tye Dillenger are backstage in a funny segment.
Andrade Almas and Selena Vega backstage promo.
James Ellsworth makes his way out. Paige comes out too. Ellsworth takes on Asuka next week! Im actually kind of excited for that.
Daniel Bryan vs. Luke Harper:
Daniel starts out the match by flying around, trying to attack Harper. Harper over powers hi, but Daniel keeps on. Harper rakes Bryan’s eyes, then puts him in a cross face hold. Bryan starts to come back again and ends up sending Harper out of the ring. He goes to jump but Harper catches him and smashes him into the table. Back from commercial and Harper has him in a headlock. Bryan tries to break away but Harper just beats him around the ring. Rowan is wandering ringside, looking creepy. Bryan tries his running knee but Harper catches him into a side slam. Harper continues to beat the hell out of Daniel. Bryan eventually gets the upper hand, hitting his running corner knees but Harper catches him with a big scoop slam. Its been a great back and forth match. Harper is favoring his left arm now, shaking it out so its hard to tell if it’s a work or not. Bryan is fighting back against a much strong Harper and hits a beautiful swinging DDT from the top rope. Bryan powers up and hits the Yes! kicks. Harper avoids the last one and hits a kick of his own. Bryan gets the Yes! lock in but Rowan breaks it up.
Winner by DQ: Daniel Bryan
Bryan gets beat down for a while before HOLY SHIT KANE IS HERE!
Kane stares them down then attacks them. Bryan comes in for the save! Team Hell No! might be back together! Bryan looks confused as hell at Kane standing there. He backs away slowly as Kane stares him down. The crowd lost it and they're chanting "Hug it out!" Kane walks up slowly and holds his arms open for a hug. Bryan shakes his head and starts to leave but stops and lets the crowd cheer. They hug and the place goes nuts!
That's it for Smackdown. What a freaking show...Wait, Paige comes out. She makes Bludgeon Brothers vs. Team Hell No! at Extreme Rules! Okay, noow its done. Thanks for taking the time to read. Check out the site for more goodies, check out my twitter @buuurch1 for....wrestling stuff, and as always, Take Care!